Joking Around

This afternoon I tried to teach Noah some new jokes. You know...because knock knock jokes are only funny for about 10 seconds. He had some great reactions.

Jeana: A piece of string walks into a bar, climbs up on the stool and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender looks at the string and says, "We don't serve your kind in this place."The string gets up and walks outside. He ties himself into a knot, frays up his ends and walks back into the bar. He climbs back up on a stool and says, "I'd like a drink please." The bartender says, "Hey! I told you before we don't serve your type. You're that same string who was in here earlier aren't you?"The string says, "Uh-uh! I'm a frayed knot."

Noah: Um...I don't get it.

Jeana: Okay, two muffins were baking in the oven. The first muffin said, "Sure is hot in here." The second muffin said, "Aaaaaah!! A talking muffin!"

Noah: Now that's funny!

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Jeana: Knock, knock.

Noah: Who's there?

Jeana: I eat mop.

Noah: I eat mop who?

Jeana: You eat your poo?? Gross!

Noah: That's (gasp) so (gasp) funny! I'm (gasp) gonna (gasp) tell Dad!

Noah: Hey dad! Knock, knock!

Geary: Who's there?

Noah: I eat my poo! Hahahahahah! Wait (gasp) I messed that up (gasp)! Hahahahaah!
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But the best joke was unintended...

Noah: Mom, can I watch more kid shows?

Jeana: No. You've already watched a couple hours today.

Noah (rolling his eyes): Humph!

Jeana: What? Do you think I'm a mean old mom?

Noah: Yes!

Jeana: Why? Because I won't let you rot your brain?

Noah: No. Because you never let me relax through the day!

Jeana: Haaahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaahhahaahahahaaaaaaaaaa!

I am still wiping tears of laughter over this.