Friday, April 09, 2010

An Embarrassing Moment Featuring Panda Express

A few weeks ago I had been shopping with a pregnant friend of mine named Jayme.  On our way home we passed a Panda Express restaurant and Jayme said, "Oh, I like Panda Express but no one ever wants to go there with me."

I said, "We were just there on Sunday, actually.  I don't know if I would say that I love it but I'd go there with you."   I thought for a moment and then because we're good friends and have already talked about all the crazy things your body goes through in a pregnancy, I added, "Sometimes I feel like it gives me strange poop, though."

Jayme laughed and asked, "What do you get?"

And I proceeded to describe, in detail, exactly what I meant by strange poop.  "It's just kind of greasy.  Not like diarrhea but kind of soft..." I trailed off because Jayme had a funny expression on her face.


"Well, that's, um, interesting.  But I meant what do you order?  To eat?"

I could feel my face turning red but we both burst into laughter and couldn't stop giggling about it the rest of the way home.  TMI, indeed!


  1. thanks for making me laugh today!!! funnyyyyy!

  2. That's it! That's the story, it's one of my favorites!

  3. FANTASTIC -- this story surpassed my high expectations of "awesome". And it's exactly the sort of gaffe I'd (gleefully) make, too. Thank you!


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