Interview with a 6 year old

There is a meme going around Facebook that asks moms to interview their children. Noah's answers are pretty amusing.

1. What is something your mom always says to you?
Don't run in the house.

2. What makes your mom happy?
Me doing a good job.

3. What makes your mom sad?
Me doing a bad thing.

4. How does your mom make you laugh?
Make crazy faces.

5. What was your mom like as a child?
She had a brother.

6. How old is your mom?
13

7. How tall is your mom?
about 20 inches

8. What is her favorite thing to do?
Make jewelry.

9. What does your mom do when you're not around?
Help Toby.

10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?
A talent show for moms.

11. What is your mom really good at?
Making jewelry. Sewing. Cooking. Making stuff. Doing art. Lots of things.

12. What is your mom not very good at?
Making food that I like.

13. What does your mom do for a job?
She doesn't go to work. At home she takes care of our family.

14.What is your mom's favorite food?
Pizza? I don't know.

15.What makes you proud of your mom?
When she does good things.

16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be?
Hmm...I'm trying to think of someone who knows everything.

17. What do you and your mom do together?
Go to places. Watch 'Design U'. Play games and do art.

18. How are you and your mom the same?
We both need haircuts.

19. How are you and your mom different?
I have short hair and she has long hair.

20. How do you know your mom loves you?
It's no secret. I just know.

21. What does your mom like most about your dad?
When he comes home they get to spend time together.

22. Where is your mom's favorite place to go?
Target.