Friday, April 11, 2008

Instant Messaging

"Long time no 'see'! What are you guys up to now?"

"Geary got a job in Newberg we moved to Oregon!"

"Do they still let people move to Oregon?"

"Rarely. You have to have proof of 10 years of tree hugging before they let you in."

"That makes sense. I bet you don't even vaccinate your children."

"We do...we just vaccinate them with flaxseed oil."

"Yep, that sounds about right."

"How are things in Texas?"

"Big and bright. Sometimes I'm afraid P's hair will attack me in my sleep."

"I bet you vaccinate your children with barbecue beef..."

"Nah...we just wrap 'em in cowhide and hope the germs stay out."

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