Noah's First Razzing

When we picked Noah's name we knew the day would come when someone would tease him about his ark. It happened earlier than we thought, but Noah handled it brilliantly. We were at the park when two kids started playing with Noah on the playground.

Girl: Spin it fast like this, little buddy!
Boy: His name isn't "little buddy" it's Boy Something
Noah: I'm Noah.
Girl: His name is Noah! Okay, Noah's turn!
Boy: Well, if you're Noah where's your ark and how come you aren't 627 years old?
Noah: I'm Noah Linhart.