The Gwirl at the Park

Yesterday at the playground,

Noah (pointing to an 8 year old): Mommy, what's that?
Jeana: She's a girl. Why don't you ask what her name is?
Noah: Hi, gwirl*! What you name, gwirl?
Girl: (stares blankly at Noah)
Noah: My name Noah. What you doing, gwirl?
Girl: (ignores Noah and goes down the slide)
Noah: Good job, gwirl! Yay! You did it!
Girl (running to her mom): That baby is talking to me! It's creepy!
Noah: Come back, gwirl! I not done with you!

*rhymes with squirrel