More Birth Misinformation

We really have not been teaching our son the facts of life very well.

Jeana: Guess what, bud? You only have two more school days left until April!
Noah: And then Toby will come out?
Jeana: Yep! Then he'll be ready to come out anytime.
Noah: But...is your hole open?
Jeana: Um...no, it's still closed, but when Toby is ready it will open.
Noah: He will open it from the inside?
Jeana: Yeah, kind of.
Noah: He will just slide down the hole and bite it open?
Jeana: Well...no he's not gonna bite it open...
Noah: Is there a doorbell? Or maybe he can just knock when he's ready.