Christmas Quotes

Noah:  Mom, what's your least favorite Christmas song?
Jeana:  Hmm...that's hard.  There are so many to choose from.  I'm gonna move "Santa Baby" to the top of my list.
Noah: I've never heard that one.

Jeana sings the first two verses of the song.

Noah (in disbelief):  Wow.  Now that's just greedy.

Jeana:  What's your least favorite Christmas song?
Noah:  Santa Claus is coming to town.  It's just so creepy.  Like, Santa could be watching you in the bathroom?  Gross!
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Toby was reading a book about the first Christmas and stopped at a picture of Mary holding baby Jesus above a manger.

Toby:  Is that Jesus?
Jeana:  Yep.
Toby:   Wait, what's he doing out of the hay?!

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At Noah's school Christmas concert, Miles was not a good audience member.  He was loud and fidgety and wouldn't stay in his seat.  He kept climbing into the theater seats and then they would fold up on him and he would shout, "Ow, ow, ow, ow!" But if I tried to hold him on my lap he would yell, "No!  No yike it!"  We moved to the very back of the auditorium and I stood with him by the door, ready to make a quick exit if need be.  I whispered, "Look!  Look for Noah?  Do you see Noah?"  And he replied by covering his mouth with his finger and saying (loudly) "Shh!  No talking, Mommy!"

He was then dubbed the Beast of Christmas Present.