Overheard

Noah and Toby were playing some laser gun battle game in the hallway. I heard a lot of pew-pewing type noises and then I heard the pocket door of our half bathroom sliding open.

Toby:  Attack!
Noah: You'll never get me! Hold on I have to go potty.
Toby:  Oh, okay.
Noah:  Ha ha!  This is actually an escape pod...with a potty in it.