Random

DECIDEDLY

Yesterday I decided to go grocery shopping with only Miles.  He decided to be cranky.  He then decided to lunge for a bag of grapes.  I decided to let him hold the bag of grapes.  He decided to eat the grapes while we were shopping.  I decided to let him.  We both decided that eating a lot of grapes was better than being/having a screaming child in a cart.  Don't worry we paid for the eaten grapes.  And even though Miles' diaper this morning was decidedly a thing of epic disgustingness (existing words could not describe so I made up my own), I decided we would probably make the same decisions again.

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THINGS   I  NEVER  THOUGHT  I  WOULD  HAVE  TO  SAY:

"Ew!  Don't eat things off of your feet!"

"Stop licking your brother's hair."

"Uh...potholders are not towels."

and finally, this whole conversation:

"Why are you wearing two pairs of underwear?"

"You told me to put clean underwear on!"

"Yeah, I kind of hoped you would take the dirty underwear off first."

"Oooooh."
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STRAIGHT  FACED

Noah was refusing to smile while Auntie Em was trying to take pictures of him.  His reason?  "Presidents always look great in pictures and they never smiled."