Three Year Old Logic

Geary and Noah left to get haircuts and I just can't see paying $15 for a three year old to get his haircut so Toby stayed home with me...

Toby:  Mom, I want a haircut!

Jeana:  They already left.  Do you want me to cut your hair?

Toby:  No!  I want haircut store!

Jeana:  Sorry, it's not gonna happen.  You can have Mommy cut your hair if you want.

Toby: No!  I'll do it myself!

Jeana:  No, that's not a good idea.

Toby:  I have a good idea.  You can make me some toast.

Jeana:  Will that stop you from wanting a haircut?

Toby:  Yes.  Toast makes me want to have long hair.