An Embarrassing Moment Featuring Panda Express

A few weeks ago I had been shopping with a pregnant friend of mine named Jayme.  On our way home we passed a Panda Express restaurant and Jayme said, "Oh, I like Panda Express but no one ever wants to go there with me."


I said, "We were just there on Sunday, actually.  I don't know if I would say that I love it but I'd go there with you."   I thought for a moment and then because we're good friends and have already talked about all the crazy things your body goes through in a pregnancy, I added, "Sometimes I feel like it gives me strange poop, though."


Jayme laughed and asked, "What do you get?"


And I proceeded to describe, in detail, exactly what I meant by strange poop.  "It's just kind of greasy.  Not like diarrhea but kind of soft..." I trailed off because Jayme had a funny expression on her face.


"What?"


"Well, that's, um, interesting.  But I meant what do you order?  To eat?"


I could feel my face turning red but we both burst into laughter and couldn't stop giggling about it the rest of the way home.  TMI, indeed!