Jeana: Sorry, I made it extra spicy in hopes of inducing labor.
Noah: No wonder my mouth is fire!
Geary: No wonder I'm having labor!
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Noah: Dad, one of my classmates has a question for you.
Geary: Okay.
Noah: What's Latin for "ninja"?
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Jeana: Last night at the Craft Fair Holly and Shelly complimented Noah on his good behavior. I said, "Yeah, we'll probably keep him," and Noah said (hopefully), "And give away Toby?"
Geary: Ha ha! That was pretty quick. But we'll keep you both.
Noah: Yeah, who would even want Toby!*
*They really do love each other, it's just that Toby is...well...two.
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