Hint, Hint

On Sunday morning I was feeding Toby in bed when Noah came in and said he was hungry. "And I don't want cereal or toast," he announced. I replied, "Well, I can see if we have the right ingredients for waffles. Go get my red cookbook and I'll check." Noah fetched the cookbook and then stared at me with his hands on his hips. "Yes?" I asked. He gave an exasperated sigh and said "Well, you can't cook from bed, ya know!"