Strippers

Noah and I have been battling sinus infections for the past couple days. Tonight when I put him to bed he was a little bit whiney.

Noah: I don't feel good.
Jeana: I know, baby, but falling asleep will help you feel better.
Noah: Only one thing will help me feel better.
Jeana: What's that?
Noah: I think you should get me a stripper.

Here's where I started panicking, wondering what in the world tv show or movie he had glimpsed that referenced strippers. Bad mother alarms blared in my head.

Jeana: Um...a stripper?
Noah: Yeah, that medicine that melts on my tongue?
Jeana: Yeah, lets just call those strips. Not strippers.