Monday, May 01, 2006

Helfpul Instructions

As I'm typing this post I have some Morning Star Sausage Patties in the microwave. I don't know when they will be done because the instructions on the box say:

  • Place frozen patties on a microwavable plate
  • Microwave on HIGH setting until heated
  • Turn patties over halfway through cooking time

Gee...thanks...

I also noticed that my deodorant has an "Avoid contact with eyes" warning. Hmm...now what will I do about my stinky eyeball??

2 comments:

  1. Morning Star Sausages are the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    The best method I have found is baking them in the oven- at 350 for about 11 minutes. Fake sausagey goodness!!

    ~Chris

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  2. Good to know, Chris! I will try that. Yeah, Morning Star has the best meatless products =)

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