Reading Advisary

WARNING: The following dialogue contains mature language. Parental guidance advised.

The entire family is sitting in the car in Costco's parking lot . . .

Jeana: Oh Geary! Did we leave the Costco card at home?
Geary: I think we did. Crap!
Noah: (forcefully) Don't say crap!
Geary:(snickering) I'm sorry Noah. You're right we don't say that.
Noah: That's right! We say I love you.
Jeana: That's right. Good job Noah.
Noah: (loudly) And we don't say damn it. That's right! We don't say damn it. Damn it is a bad word. Right? No say damn it. We don't say damn it. We say I love you.
Geary: (laughing)
Jeana: (laughing)
Geary: (laughing)
Jeana: (laughing) That's right Noah.