Toe Surgery

Today I had an ingrown toenail removed and a chemical put on the nailbed so that it will never grow back. I'm very relieved to have the pain gone. Here are the highlights of my experience:
1. My doctor had white tufts of hair growing out of his ears. (For some reason this really comforted me...shrug)
2. During the surgery, I had this mini toilet seat cover thing over my foot so that just my big toe showed. That combined with the mini light shining over my toe made me feel like we were just "playing" surgery.
3. My toe is now wrapped in bright red gauze. It looks like I kicked Bozo in the face and took his nose with my foot.