Mother Goose meets Donald Trump

Yesterday I tried teaching Noah "This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home, this little piggy had roast beef, this little piggy had none, and this little piggy went 'Wee, wee wee!' all the way home!" He giggled and after 10 times playing the game with his toes, I asked him to try on my toes. He responded with Donald-Trump-Like-Viperesque-hand, "You're a pig, you're a pig, Go HOME!"