Andrew the Prophet

Last night, Noah's friend Andrew spent the night. On the way to our house we had this conversation.

Noah: My mom has a baby in her tummy.
Andrew: I know. I'm gonna marry it.
Jeana: Really?
Andrew: Yep. But not for a long time. Not until I'm 24.
Jeana: Oh, yeah. After you finish college.
Andrew. Yeah. There's only one thing I'm worried about, though..
Jeana: What's that?
Andrew: I don't know who my teacher will be in college. Maybe Geary?

The Name Game

A long time ago we must have signed up for some service which sold our name and address to a million junk mail companies. And those million junk mail companies must have had our name dictacted to them because it is almost never spelled correctly. Some common misspellings include:

Lindhart
Linehart
Lindehart
Linheart
Lionheart

Today, we received a windshield repair coupon for Mr. and Mrs. Loinhurt.

Happy Birthday, Geary!